This joke was sent to Mrs. Pork Chop by Santa Ben on her birthday ... it's an appropriate Christmas chuckle ... too ... เฮ่อ ... เฮ่อ ...

Mrs. PC (Playful and Cheerful),

Here's another one for your B-day chuckle.

Mrs. PC comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.

"Help! My house is on fire!" Mrs. PC replies.

"Okay, where do you live?"

"In a house you silly billy!"

"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks in frustration.

"Duh! Big Red Truck!!" Mrs. PC replied emphatically.

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Happy Birthday to You. Happy Birthday to You. Happy Birthday dear Mrs. PC. Happy Birthday to You. La, la, la, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.